On New York Times Douchebag Reporter, Nicholas Kristof, Actually Penning an Article In Which He Accuses Israeli Soldiers of Instructing Canines to Rape Palestinians and Then Persuading the Bowsers to Have at it -

  Visualizing such stupidity is of course quite the challenge (and in ways difficult to count, I would add).......and yet, individuals are lining up to buy it. Fucking A, huh?

   P.S. But then again, Ralph Fiennes and Kristen Scott Thomas had sex in a tub during "The English Patient" and nobody had thought that that was feasible, either, so maybe it's not totally impossible, just pretty close to it.