To All of the Idiotic, Miseducated, Indoctrinated and Unemployable Slants Who Decided to Act Like Combustible Children and Take Down Countless Statues of Historical Figures Simply Because They Offended Their 21st Century Dystopian Sensibilities

We don't construct statues of historical figures to celebrate every component of the person's life. That would be moronic. We also don't judge these historical figures via a 21st Century yardstick. That would also be moronic. Of course the MOST moronic thing that you ignorant schmucks do is unilaterally taking it upon yourselves to destroy these monuments (AKA, not in concert with the rest of the population). Hate to break it to you but it isn't your decision alone. Assholes.