On the Fact that if Ivanka Trump Had Written In Her Diary a Post About Showering with Her Father and in Brackets Added, "Probably Not Appropriate", I'm Kinda' Thinking that the Corporate Press Would Have Gone Fully Apoplectic and the Orange Man Would Have Shit the Bed Permanently

 And you know what, I wouldn't have shed one damn tear. The guy could have had a million Rs before his name (not a problem as I now consider the Rs to be just as corrosive as the Ds - let's just call it the McConnell, Biden Axis of Pure Fucking Evil) and it wouldn't have mattered because a pervert is a pervert. As for Biden, he has some 'splainin' to do, too. Clearly.