On the Fact that if Russia Started Co-opting One Country After Another Within the Western Hemisphere to the Point Where Canada to the North and Mexico to the South Ultimately Became Members of Some Anti-Western Pact with War Guarantees Included, We Probably Wouldn't Appreciate it I'm Guessing

Welcome to Russia's world, people, courtesy of N.A.T.O. (Papa Bush initially promising post cold-war Russia that we wouldn't pile-drive N.A.T.O. to within spitting distance and we broke that promise).