On Donald O'Connor Leaning Over to Plant a Wet One On Mitzi Gaynor (In the 1956 Film, "Anything Goes") and Me Screaming at the TV, "That's Your Sister, Asshole (They Played Brother and Sister in the Blockbuster, "There's No Business Like Show Business", and I Obviously Had a Brain-Fart)!!!"

Never claimed that I was perfect. Gotta' admit.