My Choice for the Next Speaker of the House (Once the Embalming of Ole Nance No Longer Takes)?

Think about it. It'll be funnier than shit and she can also mix up some kamikazes and whiskey sours while she's at it (granted, she can probably do that now but just think how much more authoritative those beverages would be coming from the Speaker). I mean, where in the hell else are you going to get that level of versatility? Seriously.