On the Fact that it Strongly Seems as if the DNC Is Square On the Precipice of Butt-Fucking Bernie Sanders YET AGAIN (the Fact that He Likely Won Iowa and Just Like that, the Waters Suddenly Muddied)!!!

Look, I get it. They don't want a geriatric and low-IQ parasitic pinko to be their new standard-bearer. But the proper response to that isn't to screw the poor bastard but rather to run some better candidates who can beat the guy. I mean, come on, this isn't rocket-science here.