On CNN's Resident Dough-Boy and Media Spinmeister, Brian Stelter, Proclaiming that We May Never Know What Truly Happened to Jussie Smollett During that Horrible Night In Chicago

Well, being that we have video footage of those Nigerian chaps purchasing all of the accessories to the attack (the rope, the bleach, the hats, etc.), sworn testimony from the Nigerians that the incident was staged, and phone records of Jussie talking to these blokes both prior to and after the event, I'm that we might. Sorry, Brian.