Sunday, January 2, 2011

Eat Elephant Dung

What would be my answer to the question, "So, what would you rather do, drink Pabst or eat elephant dung?"

9 comments:

Commander Zaius said...

I'm old enough to have seen my dad and his buddies open Pabst cans with can openers. As for your question Tobassco sauce makes anything edible.

Marcus said...

Why this question! I've seen you drink Pabst before!

Rusty Shackleford said...

Whats wrong with an ice cold PBR?

Marcus said...

Mr. Rusty: Pabst IMO is one of the worst beers period. Try Dogfish Head Pale Ale, Smutty Nose Porter, Anchor Steam Liberty Ale...all 5 star products. Pabst gets 0 only because you can't rate less than zero!

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Marcus, I obviously forgot that there were witnesses. YIKES!!!!.......Actually, gents, I could just as easily have listed Schaeffer, Schlitz, Piels, etc.. But, at least as far as I can tell, Pabst is brewing most of that crap, too!

Rusty Shackleford said...

Sorry folks,if I drink ten beers a year thats a lot...about eight of them would be on the golf course.

Now,if your talking about a cold Bombay Saph martini followed by dinner with a nice bottle of wine...thats a horse of a different color.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

I gotta admit it, Russ, I've pretty much become a mixed drink guy myself; bourban and ginger, gin and cranberry, vodka-tonic, just to name a few.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Why ELEPHANT dung? Have you tasted the dung of various animals and determined that elephant is the worst?

As for Pabst... I've never tasted it, but I'd choose it over any kind of dung.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Obviously, I would take the Pabst, too. I was just making fun of a very substandard product.