On the Overwhelming Percentage of Palestinians Living In Sumeria and Judea Seemingly Not Wanting a "Two State Solution" and Instead Insisting On a One State Solution with No Jews In it

I'm going to make a wild guess here and say that Macron and Starmer probably don't have a contingency plan for this (not surprising in that thinking past step one has never been their forte). 

On British Military Analyst, Andrew Fox, Claiming that the Slaughter of Druze In Southwest Syria at the Hands of Feral Bedouin Radicals Is as Bad and Possibly Worse than What Happened In Israel On October 7th, 2023

And the stupid woke leftists are going to handle this............how exactly? Clearly the Muslims are the oppressors (as they all-too frequently are) in this scenario but because the snowflake crew has put so much of their capital into making these beasts the ultimate victims, might be hard to square that circle (put on full display now with their silence). We'll have to see how the schmucks handle it. 

On Minneapolis Mayor, Jacob Frey, Kissing the Derriere of Black Lives Matter and Their Acolytes to the Point of Be-Clowning Himself and STILL Not Getting Renominated for Another Go-Round

I was going to upload that video of him dancing like a damned fool (to impress the brothers, I guess) but being that I try to eschew sadism whenever possible I chose not to. You can thank me later.

Fella' or Just Another Nondescript 3 from Across the Pond?

               As much as I'd like to jump on the Candace Owens bandwagon (yeah, she's a bit of a nutjob but, still, what a wild ride), ain't gonna' happen as ole Brigitte here doesn't have a wang, I'm pretty damn sure.

On the West Being Akin to a Woman On the Threshold of Being Crudely Mounted

Not one of my better analogies......and, yet, it kinda' is. Just work it for a spell.

On the Stated Goal of Millions of Muslims Being a World-Wide Caliphate that I'm Pretty Darn Sure Won't Be Hospitable to Those "Queers for Palestine" Nimrods

  This is one of the easiest predictions that a human being could possibly make and yet we continue to have these absolute retards (many of whom attend Harvard, Cornell, Columbia, and Yale) unable to connect these monstrous dots. Maybe if they actually listened to these savage a-holes instead of their dimwitted Marxist professors they'd come around. Worth a shot, no? 

On French President, Emmanuel Macron, Announcing to the World that His Country Will Formally Recognize Palestine as a Legitimate State (He Hasn't Specified the Boundaries of this New Country Yet but I'm Sure that the Lad Will......Eventually)

And best of all, his 90 year-old wife will as well, rest assured. 

On One Time Funny Man, Stephen Colbert, Recently Being Deep-Sixed by the Higher-Ups Over at CBS (Crappy Ratings, Bad Comedy, and the Program Losing a Truckload of Cash Being the Stated Reasons)

I'd have terminated him just for that dancing vaccine syringes bit, quite possibly the least funny comedy routine in the annals of television (though, yes, if they canned the schmuck for a different reason, that's OK, too).

On One of the Most Important "Women's Rights" Hopefully Being the Right to Not a) Get One's Head Bashed In by Mentally-Ill Blokes or b) Get Sexually Abused by 7th Century-Caliber Islamist Grooming-Gangs

 In fact, I'd probably put it near the top. Wouldn't you?

On Strongly Supporting the Cause for Multiple Decades and Still Being Told that You Suck

The libtards love to talk about sustainability and, yet, they can't always recognize it (when it succeeds and also when it fails), can they?

On Sociopath, John Brennan, Deciding to NOT Stay Hidden In His Basement (Because of the Recent Plethora of Damning Evidence Against Him Regarding the Russia Collusion Hoax)

Yeah I was a little surprised in that I was expecting him to lay low for a while. But then I remembered, the corporate press itself is a part of this cabal and so of course the reporters won't be asking this goblin any tough questions. A total risk free endeavor, in other words (MSLSD unsurprisingly the first stop on his tour). 

On President Polk Falsely Claiming (Lying, In Other Words) that Mexico's Incursion Into Texas Took Place North of the Nueces River, Not In the Disputed Territory Between the Nueces and Rio Grande

  President Polk of course used the raid as an excuse to send our cavalry to the border where a battle took place, not north of the Nueces River but deep inside that disputed territory. 
  And it all sounds familiar, doesn't it, a sociopathic President provoking a weaker country in to war and then lying his ass off about it (FDR, LBJ, Bush the Younger, etc.)? It damn sure rings a bell for me. 

On Allah Originally Asking Mohammed to Push for 50 Prayers a Day, Not 5

Good to hear that Allah is willing to negotiate (though, yes, I wonder if he sometimes has regrets 😢).......I guess.

On Minneapolis Being On the Precipice of Electing a Hard-Left Microcephalic-Adjacent Second Generation Somali Immigrant to Be Their Next Mayor

  And he's of course race-baiting like a bitch, shitting on white people, and showing no gratitude for what America has done for him by getting him the hell out of Somalia. A typical entitled leftist dolt, in other words, and I for one have had my fill of 'em. 

On the Fact that Radical Islamic Bedouins Are Slaughtering Druze by the Hundreds In Southern Syria and the Leftist Jerkoff Protestors Are Once Again Conspicuously Absent

Apparently the Druze had it coming in that these peaceful Muslims would never engage in such pugnacious brutality unprovoked. It's simply not in their nature. 

  

 

On Shit-Canned Federal Employees Getting Incensed that They Can't Run the Country Any Longer and Because of it Mapping Out a Color Revolution to Overthrow a Democratically Elected Government

  These people are weak, pathetic, parasitic, and dumb as hell, so the likelihood of them accomplishing anything other than violence and mayhem is exceedingly minute. Unfortunately the raw damage and threats to human life that jackboots like this can perpetrate ISN'T so small (especially if these woke big city mayors don't do a damn thing to stop it)......and we had best be prepared to counter.

On the Fact that There Are Somewhere Between 75 and 80,000 People Who Currently "Work" for the State Department (Yes, Trump Trimmed the Sucker but Not by Much - In the Vicinity of 2%)

  Well, considering that there were less than 20 back when Thomas Jefferson ran the show (https://history.state.gov/departmenthistory), seems a trifle bloated, I'd say. 

On Tallulah Bankhead Purportedly Having Nailed Barbara Stanwyck a Time or Two............and Vice Versa

 

                                                     I haven't a clue if it's true or not, only a wistful desire that it very well could be.

On John Brennan Committing Perjury by Stating that President Obama's Drone Strikes Didn't Kill Any Civilians

Perjury is an uphill thing to prove in that defendants can always just say, "yeah, I made a mistake on that one, I apologize" (intent to deceive being the main ingredient in garnering a guilty verdict). Now, if there's a paper-trail that unimpeachably proves some deception on the part of Mr. Brennan, that's a whole new ballgame. Hopefully there is one. 

On Being so Insufferable that You Make David Hogg Come Off as an Irresistible Charmer

  I actually saw a clip of Hogg the other day and he came off acting pretty mature. Maybe it was because he didn't know that he was being recorded (it was part of a Project Veritas sting and so there was no need to act like a partisan stooge) but, still, it was a nice surprise and one that the (above) young Swedish idiot girl probably couldn't give us.

On the Fact that You Either Attack the Enemy WHERE THEY ARE or You Don't Fight at All

Israel decided on the former and they're now being castigated for it 24/7. A tough situation, wouldn't you say?

On the Fact that Stalin Ended Up Smoking Even the Loyalists Who Would Have Tip-Toed Through a Raging Fire to Please Him (Barefoot, No Less)

A cautionary tale for the brain-diseased leftists who apparently think that Hamas and their fellow Palestinians will someday shower them with appreciation post revolution. They just have to listen to the damn thing.

On the Fact that Hamas Could Have Saved THOUSANDS of Lives if They Had Simply Permitted the Civilian Population to Use Their Mammoth Tunnel System but Because They Knew that the Israelis Would End Up Shouldering the Blame (Courtesy of Useful Idiots Like Dave Smith) Ultimately Concluded, "Fuck it, Let 'em Die"

 This is about as low hanging a piece of fruit that a person could ask for but because it necessitates allowing Israel some wiggle-room you're probably not gonna' hear much about it - that ideologically imprisoned they're become.

On a Minuscule Jewish State Now Being More of a Threat to the Planet than "Global Warming" (According to the Modern-Day Generic Protester at Least)

And one can only speculate what the next noble cause will be (and by, noble, I of course mean, likely bogus and emanating from boredom and a history of being pampered, brainwashed, etc.).

On How the Leftist Lowlifes Would Be Reacting if White Europeans Started Bum-Rushing BY THE MILLIONS Into Sub-Saharan Africa, the Middle-East, and South Asia, Disproportionately Sucking Up Resources, Disproportionately Committing Crimes, and Forcing Their Language and Culture Upon the Indigenous Population

They'd probably be calling it a crime against humanity and likening it to 19th Century colonialism which they have consistently mischaracterized as 100% negative (I've done a number of posts on the subject, here's just one - https://paranoiacstoogetalk.blogspot.com/2015/12/on-claim-made-by-marxist-academics-and.html).......It's kind of an easy one, huh?    

On General William Winder (Circa 1814) Refusing to Even Contemplate the Possibility that British Troops Would Ultimately Cannonade Washington D.C. During the War of 1812

  Yes, Baltimore was the much more logical target to defend (Washington still being relatively backwater at the time) but to leave the District totally defenseless was inexcusable and the fact that it took Mr. Madison something this egregious to shit-can the guy, some shade on him as well. 

On the Feral Left Now Embracing an Actual Rape Culture but Being too Frigging Brainwashed and Stupid to Appreciate the Irony

 I figured that the "Me, too" movement would eventually hit the skids (just too many Democrats were being fingered for it to continue) but this shit (fueled in large measure by their intersectionality template, I'm sure) is bonkers, even by their standards. 

On Talented, Highly Educated, and Resourceful People Leaving England and Being Replaced by Dirt Poor, Illiterate, Parasitic, and Culturally Incompatible Third-World Migrants

Hard to envision this ending well, isn't it (and by, ending well, I of course DON'T mean, liberal pols cleaning up on election day)?

On Some Leftist Fact Checker Determining that it's "False" to Call this Mamdani Bozo, a Socialist

So they've altered the definition of, "seizing the means of production", now, too? Wow, huh? 

On the 1940s and '50s Film Noir Sex Goddess, Audrey Totter

  Yeah, she was a big time stunner and while she never quite reached star status she certainly shared the screen with many who did (with Clark Gable and Robert Taylor being amongst them). She also had a pretty long career that started in movies and eventually moved to television (it wasn't uncommon for actresses back then to make such a switch when they started to close in on 40; Doris Day, Donna Reed, Loretta Young, and Barbara Stanwyck immediately come to mind). So not exactly a piker in that regard, either. 

On Whether Country Music Can Have Two Queens............Who Also Happen to Be Sisters

    Never thought so but after listening to this it suddenly seems possible.

On the 1940s and '50s Oscar Winning Star, Teresa Wright

 

I'll take, "Wholesome as Hell Actresses from the Studio Days Who Could Really Impart a Knockout Blow if Necessary", for a thousand, Alex. 

On the Fact that (According to Recent Stats from SafeWise - https://www.safewise.com/blog/metro-areas-porch-theft/) New York City Residents Experienced Over 9,000,000 Incidents of Package Theft In 2023 (the Value of Which Was Just Short of a Billion Smackers) and Being that the Likely Incoming Mayor Will Refuse to Prosecute Any of this Shit, You Had Best Be Prepared for Yet Another Huge Uptick

These numbers are completely mind-boggling. Yes, I get it, New York is a massive city but we're talking over 24,000 thefts a day and so one would think that the recipients would be making different arrangements for their home deliveries. Not exactly sure what the other options are (no drops without a signature, post office pickups, a couple possibilities) but this isn't sustainable. 

On Leftists Being so Desperate to Shoehorn Israel Into Their Genocide Template that They've Unilaterally Opted to Alter the Definition of the Word (You Know, Similar to What They Did with Court-Packing, Recession, etc.)

You'd think that they might try a different approach this time but being that their tool-box is significantly lighter than that of Tim the "Tool-Man" Taylor, it's history repeating itself yet again.

On the Fact that President Madison Refused to Restrict Civil Liberties During the War of 1812

Kudos, but being that it was Madison's incompetence and failure to stand up to the war-hawks - many of whom actually wanted to annex Canada - in Congress that got us into that easily avoidable conflict, I'm probably going to have to reduce it to a kudos minus.  

On this Mamdani Moron Referring to Violence as a "Social Construct" (Similar to Gender, In Other Words)

Well, save for perhaps those death threats that the guy's supposedly been a victim of. Those I'm sure are fully empirical. 

On this Mamdani Dimwit Once Expressing the Desire to "Seize the Means of Production"

I used to say stuff like that, too, you know, BACK WHEN I WAS 18!!! This friggin' buffoon is well into his thirties, for Christ. Talk about arrested development.

On the Allegation by Leftist Media Shits that the Criticism Being Levied at this Mamdani Bozo Stems from Islamophobia and Not from the Bloody Fact that the Ideology Being Pushed by the Asshole Has Led to the Deaths of Over 100,000,000 People

   Yeah, this one's perplexing. They either don't understand the gravity of what this nut-job is espousing or fail to perceive that there are actually some other candidates to get behind. I mean, I get it that they're pissed at Adams for bitching about migrants and for refusing to call Trump, Hitler, but they also have to know that he's clearly more palatable than a socialist borderline jihadi slant.......Or at least one would hope. 

On Whether Siding with 14th Century Style Barbarians Over the Only Democratic Country In an Area Constitutes a "Threat to Democracy"

I'm generally not a big fan of this "threat to democracy" style of argumentation but, Jesus Christ, if we're going to be implementing this foolishness, maybe start here. 

On the Fact that if Israel Didn't Have the Iron-Dome to Shield Them from Incoming Missiles Their Casualties Would Probably Be In the Tens of Thousands and Boy Would that Have Ever Given a Collective Hard-On to the Legions of Disgusting College Professors and Their Easily-Led Lamebrained Students

  And this whole notion of "proportionality" would have no doubt been left on the cutting-room floor. Just doesn't fit, does it?  

On Hardcore Leftist Media Shills Accusing the White South African Refugees of "Jumping to the Front of the Line"

 As opposed to the millions of destitute illegals bum-rushing across our southern border and gobbling up max resources. They're NOT jumping to the front of the line. No-siree Bob.