On the Type of Man Who Wouldn't Fall Like a Rock for Marsha Hunt

Visually-impaired and/or a trifle light in the loafers, would be my guess. 

On the Super Beta Leftist Mayor of Minneapolis (Who Just Lost His Primary to an Unimpressive Douche of Somali Descent) Doling Out His Perfunctory Good Wishes to the Families of the Murder Victims Only to Pivot Rapidly and Show a Disproportionate Amount of Concern for the Trans Community and None for the Catholic Community Who Are All too Frequently the Victims of These Mentally Ill Slugs

 I'm not sure if he said anything about gun control. I suspect that he did but being that this situation is a little trickier (the guy's mentally ill and so the press would have had to contend with trans as a mental illness and the fact that the guy - if he had purchased the gun - had to have lied on his application form - too much of a headache, in other words) it probably wasn't a point of emphasis. 

On the Minnesota Trans Shooter (Reportedly) Having Written In His "Manifesto" that a) He Was "Tired of Being Trans" and b) Wishes that He Had "Never Been Brainwashed" Into this Ideology

I suspect that the media shits are going though this warped missive with a fine tooth comb and will no doubt sit on shit like this as if their pitiful futures depended on it. It's their typical strategy and I don't see why they would change it now.

On the Idea that if We Could Only Get Rid of Hamas the Palestinian People Would Suddenly Want to Live In Peace with Their Israeli Neighbors

 Don't get me wrong. If it was up to me I'd have every person with less than three degrees of separation from Hamas drawn and hanged (and then if necessary shot between the eyes). I'm only saying that people need to lower their expectations as this is going to be a lengthy slog and not one that can be solved by offing one group of savages......only to be replaced by another.

On this Seductive Image of Classic Movie Star, Joan Leslie

We do have a problem here, though, Houston, in that Ms. Leslie was just 16 at the time......and contingent upon the state and/or country, we just might be a looking at a stumbling block and maybe even a jail cell.

On the Democrats' Introspective Explanation as to Why They've Been Floundering so Badly Being, "We Haven't Been Mean Enough to President Trump and so We Need to Up Our Game a Bit"

 The "solution" with these a-holes is always, more, never a realization that what they're doing is idiotic. Have you noticed? Kinda' obvious, isn't it? 

On the Magical Beauty of 1940s and '50s Movie Queen, Ann Sheridan

Do I need to say anything?......Didn't think so.

On the American Collective Never Knowing the Opportunities that May Have Been Lost (Collaborative Efforts Between the U.S. and Russia When it Comes to Addressing Terrorism, for Example) Due to the Deep State's Disgusting and Imbecilic Framing of Trump as a Traitorous Stooge for Putin

  Yeah, of all the negative externalities coming from Russiagate, this one is probably the most dispiriting of all. Thankfully is didn't end in a world war (a potentiality that even ole Biden acknowledged - nonchalantly, no less) as that would have cramped everybody's style.    

On One of CNN's Resident Grievance-Mongers, Symone Sanders-Townsend, Recently Suggesting that Our Commonwealth Needs to "Rethink What Safety Means"

So altering the definition of yet another term that we've all agreed upon the meaning of FOR CENTURIES, in other words.......Boy, do these clowns ever need some new shticks.  

On a Spate of European Countries Now Saying that They Will Recognize a Palestinian State and Doing so with Their Usual Ham-Handedness

Can we at least make this "state" conditional on them no longer building tunnels and firing rockets into Israel? You know, the low hanging fruit of rudimentary civilization.  

On England Stockpiling Male Military-Aged Economic Migrants and for the Most Part Treating Them Better than Their Own Frigging Citizens (Particularly the Working-Class Ones)

And of course the elites who've been pushing this bullshit will never be impacted by it. Maybe their kids will be but do they even give a rat's about them? Unlikely, I would guess.

On Israel Being Expected to Feed an Enemy that Collectively Wishes to Slaughter Them and Who Overwhelmingly Supports a Putrid Outfit All too Willing to Grant Them that Wish

I'm far from a military historian but even I'd be willing to lay down a couple Andy Jacksons that this shit hasn't happened very much in the past. Any takers? 

On the Former MSLSD Lowbrow Grievance-Monger, Joy Reid, Claiming that White People "Don't Know How to Invent Anything"

Wow, so Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, the Wright Brothers, Nikola Tesla, James Watt, Alexander Bell, Leonardo Da Vinci, Galileo, Eli Whitney, Johannes Gutenberg, Benjamin Franklin, Henry Ford, Steve Jobs, James Dyson, John Deere, Charles Goodyear, Samuel Morse, George Eastmen, Guglielmo Marconi, Charles Babbage, Isaac Singer, Archimedes, Marie Curie, Richard Feynman, and Louis Pasteur must have all been black trans disabled lesbians then. Learn something new every day.

On CNN Panelists Short-Circuiting When Fitness Guru and Podcaster, Jillian Michaels, Correctly Informed Them that Slavery Was a Wide-Ranging Institution and Not Just an American Practice (a Fact that if Correctly Incorporated Into a Country's Worldview Would Obliterate this Idiotic Necessity for White Guilt)

   There's clearly a lot at stake here and they know it. My suspicion is that they're going to do everything humanly possible to memory hole this thing and just move on, 'cause, I'm tellin' ya', if they forfeit that white villainy/black victim paradigm of theirs, this scam will be over.......and so will they.

On Hillary Clinton Having Claimed that Stacey Abrams Lost Her Gubernatorial Race In Georgia Strictly Because of Voter Suppression (AKA, Removing Deceased People and People Who've Moved from Voting Rolls)

 The problem of course is that not a single individual ever came forward to say that they were denied their voting rites......and being that the media never asked her to produce one, why not keep driving to the bucket ole Hill must have thought. And so she did.

On the Prophet Muhammad Initially Trying to Convert the Masses to Islam Through Persuasion, Failing Miserably, and Ultimately Saying, Fuck it", While Moving Seamlessly Over to "Plan B"

 Which is where we still are (and likely will be for a while), it seems. 

On Expert Prevaricator, Adam Schiff, Purportedly Positioning Himself to Be Hillary Clinton's C.I.A. Director After the Bim's Expected Victory In 2016

I could sit down and think for days and still not come up with a worse choice than this douche. Maybe somebody on death row for committing multiple homicides......but even there......

On Day-Tripping to Beautiful Ashfield, Massachusetts, and Noticing Outside of One Their 19th Century Churches a Sign Which Read, "Immigrants and Refugees Welcome"

 It sounds magnanimous until you think for few seconds and realize that Ashfield is an ultra-rural town of 1,600 people and so there likely aren't many migrants within a thirty mile radius. It's probably unfair to call it an empty gesture but being that I'm presently unable to invoke a more delicate descriptor......empty gesture it is.

On the Demure British Beauty, Claire Bloom

 

 I had always thought that she was a poor man's Jean Simmons but after doing an extensive second take I just might have to reverse that. Youza!!

On Lizabeth Scott and Jane Greer Sharing the Screen Together In the 1951 Film Noir Classic, "The Company She Keeps"

Sounds like an awesome flick. I just hope that I can follow the story as I'm bound to be a bit distracted if you catch my drift.

On the Ease with Which this Sociopathic Nimrod Spews His Obvious Falsehoods (Asserting for Years that He Possessed Hard Evidence that Trump Colluded with Russia When He Knew that All 53 of the Sworn Witnesses at His Hearing Had Testified that They Couldn't Find Such Evidence, for Example)

 

                         As routine as breathing, I swear.

On President Trump Helping to Broker a Peace Deal Between Azerbaijan and Armenia and the Rest of Us Wisely Expecting the Corporate Whore Media Shits to Either Ignore the Deal or Pick it Apart to Locate a Few Eyes Undotted and Tees Uncrossed

  You've heard that old line about somebody curing cancer and the person's adversaries still sliming them. Well, in this case it's literally true. Ole Trump could cure not just cancer but heart disease, diabetes, epilepsy, rheumatoid arthritis, and Alzheimer's and the establishment shills would still hate on him. It's why it's called, Trump Derangement Syndrome, yet another affliction still without a cure.  

On Sacramento State's New President, Luke Wood, Recently Confessing to a Podcaster that He Wants to, Quote, "Eliminate Whiteness" (the Real Irony of Course Being that the Dude Looks 5/8th White Himself)

 

To his credit the interviewer pushed back on the craziness and asked if it also meant that he wanted to eliminate white people being that they're the origins of "whiteness". Needless to say he responded with, no, (to do otherwise would have made him look like a full-blown sociopathic idiot) and then took the rest of the sitdown to try and square the nonsense. Guess what, he failed.

On the One Common Thread When it Comes to Winning a Gorilla War Being to Separate the Civilian Population from the Combatants (Like What the British Did During the Second Boer War, for Example)

  Yeah, so unless Israel is amenable to that, it's probably best that they pull the plug (and, yes, this is coming from someone who supported Israel's initial reprisal but who is also capable of changing his mind as facts on the ground dictate). They likely won't of course (pull it) but being that a) cockroaches and stink bugs will probably wave the white flag before Hamas does and b) their country will continue to face more and more isolation the longer that this stuff drags on, it just might be the best of a bunch of shitty choices.  

On the Fact that if Some Danish Dude Had Ever Taken a Sharpened Razor to His Teenage Daughter's Clitoris He'd Now Be Residing In Either a Mental Institution or a Prison Where Dropping the Soap In the Shower Is Stridently Discouraged

 We hear a lot about two tier policing in Europe these days......but when the authorities in those countries fail to respond when it's a Muslim wielding that blade, yeah, that's a tier unto itself. 

On Hamas Embedding its Terrorist and Military Infrastructure Deep Within Civilian Areas, the Israelis Making Every Effort to Navigate this Disgusting Strategy (or Should I Say, War Crime), Noncombatants Inevitably Getting Killed, and Useful Idiots Like Dave Smith Going On Full-Throttle Automatic Pilot by Blaming Israel Yet Again

   This is one of the easiest things that I've ever broken down in that it's crystal clear as hell. Of course it's Hamas that bears the blame for most of these civilian casualties.......And what in the hell were the Israelis supposed to do? Not fight a conflict that the other side started? Granted, we may have reached a point of diminishing returns here (Hamas being unlikely to raise the white flag any time soon, Israel being more and more isolated courtesy of the useful idiot brigades, etc.) but the harsh fact remains, it was those cork-soakers to the south who lit the fuse to this dumpster-fire and it is THEY who must make amends, period.

On the Term, "Settler Violence", Having Been so Watered Down that it Now Apparently Includes Injuring a Terrorist While He's Committing a Terrorist Attack - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz_APJUhbqw&t=1719s (Begins at the 10 Minute Mark)

  The world really seems to hate Jews whenever they fight back. It offends them apparently. Hmm, wonder why.  

On the Fact that (as Reported by NPR) 6 of the Top 7 States that Were Over-Counted by the Census Are Blue States and 5 of the Top 6 States that Were Under-Counted Are Red States

So 11 of the 13 data points go in the direction of assisting Democrats. Very interesting (and by, very interesting, I of course mean, highly unlikely to have come about strictly by chance).

On Chanting Some Stupid and Inane Slogan 50 Times and Thinking that the 51st Time Will Finally Sway Some People to Your Dystopian Vapidness

            Not to worry, though. 52 is already in the batter's box. 

On a Significant Percentage of the Social Media SJWs Who've Been Triggered by that New Jean Commercial Being Dumb as a Frigging Stump and Uglier than Dirt

Don't believe me? Try going on TikTok and doing a quick search. Quite illuminating it is.

On Assholes like Dave Smith Being so Israel Crazed that They Can't Even Credit the Country for Attempting to Stop the Genocide In Southeastern Syria (an Actual Genocide, by the Way)

  I've lost track of just how many sharks that this comedian has "jumped". More than a few, I'd say. And now the dude wants to compare the wanton intentional slaughter of Syrian Druze by radical Bedouin stantheads to the collateral damage in Gaza that's largely been caused by the scumbags who started the war and who've been hiding behind civilians for the better part of two frigging years (urban warfare at its absolute worst). Hate to say it but we might have to use something a little more menacing than a shark this time (a triceratops or a brontosaurus perhaps).  

On Chuckie Schumer Moving Hard to the Left In What Can Only Be Described as a Pathetic Move to Crush a Primary Challenge from the Idiot Socialist Bimbo from New York

The desperation is so severe that he's even endorsed that Mamdani POS. How frigging nuts is that?......And pitiful?

On Hamas Doing a Video In Which They Force One of the Hostages (or at Least the Dude's Skeletal Remains) to Dig His Own Grave

 

  If you were a Hamas apologist and continue to be one after watching this vile shit you just might be a malignant son of a bitch yourself, logic dictates.

On France Recently Deporting a Palestinian Refugee Who Was Regularly Uploading "Kill All the Jews" Missives

 France has also decided to use this case as an excuse to halt the intake of any future Gazan refugees (permanently, temporarily, I'm not sure). It's almost as if Macron senses that he may have prematurely acted on this whole Palestine recognition thing (the asshole couldn't even tell us where that new Palestinian state would be; it's specific borders, etc.) and that maybe, just maybe, he needs to toughen up a bit on this stuff. The only problem of course is that by doing this it looks like he's vacillating, flip-flopping, etc. and that's never good for a pol, especially the weaker ones.  

On California Losing 23,000 Fast Food Jobs Since They Hiked the Minimum Wage to 20 Smackers an Hour (I've Seen the Number as Low as 16,000 and as High as 36,000 so I Found a Number Somewhere In Between) - https://www.sandiegopost.com/2025/05/05/california-lost-23100-fast-food-jobs-after-20-wage-hike-new-data-shows/

This of course was predictable in that anyone with even a small amount of knowledge in economics knows that when you make something more expensive you tend to get less of it. Those idiot politicians out there apparently didn't get the memo.  

On the Fact that if One of Your First Acts as an Incoming Mayor Is to Take an Enormous Crap On the City's Police Department and Threaten to Replace Them with Social Workers You May Not Be the Best Choice for the Job, I'm Just Sayin'

 

Yeah, I might even go as far to say that it disqualifies you. We'll see if the voters agree with me. 'Cause if they don't, hell will be on, I assure you.

On Some Pretty Young White Chick Named Sydney Sweeney Appearing In a Blue-Jeans Ad and the Low-IQ Snowflake Brigade Going Apoplectic Over it

 Yeah, I guess that the ad a) glorifies "Eurocentric beauty" (allegedly) and b) is such a grave transgression that a lot of young minority girls are feeling inadequate (again, allegedly). Of course the solution to this nonissue being proffered by the snowflakes isn't to tell these little shits to get over themselves already and to not take offense to such stupidity but rather to continue pushing the victimhood narrative and to demand more minority representation (not certain if they wish to banish white chicks altogether but who pray tell knows with these spite-filled psychopaths). You know, the usual. 

On Israel Consenting to a Ceasefire Last Fall so that the Palestinian Children Could Get Their Polio Shots

Israelis are competent in a huge number of areas but perpetrating genocide apparently isn't one of them as this is yet one more ginormous swing and a miss.