On Some Slopeheaded Haitian Illegal Alien Criminal Getting Apprehended by I.C.E., Bellowing Out, "Fuck Trump", In the Process, and Then Following Up that Piece of Pristine Eloquence with a Slew of Laudatory Gibberish Directed at Biden and Obama

Say what you want about the miscreant, at least he knows where his buns are buttered. A small slice of credit for that, I guess.