On the Fact that a Homeless Guy In San Francisco Could Walk Into a Grocery Store, Knock Out One of the Clerks, Defecate In Every Aisle, Deep-Tongue a Teenager or Two, Walk Out with a Couple Pounds of Sirloin, and Still Not Get Into Trouble for it

Yep, it's part of their new tough on crime policy. Can't wait to see how it shakes out.