On Robert Mugabe Kicking All of the Whites Off of Their Farms, Handing Those Farms Over to Blacks Who Rapidly Drove Them Into the Ground, and Then Years Later Going to the U.N. and Asking the White Counties to Pull His Ass Out of the Fire

Can you imagine the mental gymnastics that an individual would have to engage in to justify something like this? I mean, we're talking Olga Korbut caliber stuff here.