On the Fact that Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, and the Rest of Those Comedy Central Buffoons Are Never Booed by Their Audience (Like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and Johnny Carson Were from Time to Time)

'CAUSE THEY'RE COWARDS, that's why; trained seals living in a bubble and heaven forbid that they EVER offend their dim, like-minded brethren. Edgy? Yeah, not so much.