On Congressman James Comer Claiming that Ilhan Omar and Her Weaselly Husband Had Been Selling Barrels of Wine that Didn't Have Any Wine In Them

  If this is true then what we are witnessing could end up being one of the most unique examples of shrinkflation in world history (it would also be one of the most dishonest examples of money-laundering of all time, but that would step on my punchline, wouldn't it?).