On the Covid Injection Not Meeting the Definition of Vaccine and the Deep State Bureaucrats Getting Around that Inconvenient Fact by Simply Changing the Existing Definition

Yeah, it was one thing when those pesky little lowlifes started messing with the language (coming up with bullshit terms like "nonbinary", "preferred pronouns", and "whataboutism") but now with the ruling class not just doing it but doing it with abandon, it's time for us to boost our game, or at the bare minimum, not comply.