On the Fact that Even Though We Still Have No Idea Whatsoever What the Effects of Wearing a Mask for Eight Straight Hours Are (In Many Instances the Same Mask for the Duration), We Still Have These Tyrannical and Heavily Focus-Grouped Political Hacks Mandating that the Citizens Wear Them for that Amount of Time, Sometimes Longer

Fun being a guinea pig, isn't it (he said, with about as much irony and irreverence as humanly possible)?