On One Time Funny Man, Stephen Colbert, Recently Being Deep-Sixed by the Higher-Ups Over at CBS (Crappy Ratings, Bad Comedy, and the Program Losing a Truckload of Cash Being the Stated Reasons)

I'd have terminated him just for that dancing vaccine syringes bit, quite possibly the least funny comedy routine in the annals of television (though, yes, if they canned the schmuck for a different reason, that's OK, too).