On the Fact that (According to Recent Stats from SafeWise - https://www.safewise.com/blog/metro-areas-porch-theft/) New York City Residents Experienced Over 9,000,000 Incidents of Package Theft In 2023 (the Value of Which Was Just Short of a Billion Smackers) and Being that the Likely Incoming Mayor Will Refuse to Prosecute Any of this Shit, You Had Best Be Prepared for Yet Another Huge Uptick

These numbers are completely mind-boggling. Yes, I get it, New York is a massive city but we're talking over 24,000 thefts a day and so one would think that the recipients would be making different arrangements for their home deliveries. Not exactly sure what the other options are (no drops without a signature, post office pickups, a couple possibilities) but this isn't sustainable.