On Bono's One Foundation Once Having Forked-Over $768,000 for a Celebrity-Laden Gala at New York's Carnegie Hall

 $768,000 is a boatload of cash, for sure, but over in Africa it's frigging Fort Knox. I had always thought that the South Park episode in which they compared Bono to a literal piece of shit was a bit too much but after uncovering foolishness like this I no longer think so. Neither should you.