On the Fact that When Postmodernist Intellectual, Laurie Calhoun, Was Asked if a Giraffe Being Larger than an Ant Was a Fact, She Responded by Saying, "No, it's an Article of Religious Faith In Our Culture"

Wow, and I thought that politicians used tortured language (to conceal their idiocy, fool the public, etc.). They ain't got nothing on this chick (can you even begin to imagine how she describes it when she takes shit? Lordy!!).