Tuesday, July 22, 2025

On Allah Originally Asking Mohammed to Push for 50 Prayers a Day, Not 5

Good to hear that Allah is willing to negotiate (though, yes, I wonder if he has regrets on occasion 😢).......I guess.

Monday, July 21, 2025

On Minneapolis Being On the Precipice of Electing a Hard-Left Microcephalic-Adjacent Second Generation Somali Immigrant to Be Their Next Mayor

  And he's of course race-baiting like a bitch, shitting on white people, and showing no gratitude for what America has done for him by getting him the hell out of Somalia. A typical entitled leftist dolt, in other words, and I for one have had my fill of 'em. 

Sunday, July 20, 2025

On the Fact that Radical Islamic Bedouins Are Slaughtering Druze by the Hundreds In Southern Syria and the Leftist Jerkoff Protestors Are Once Again Conspicuously Absent

Apparently the Druze had it coming in that these peaceful Muslims would never engage in such pugnacious brutality unprovoked. It's simply not in their nature. 


  


 

On Shit-Canned Federal Employees Getting Incensed that They Can't Run the Country Any Longer and Because of it Mapping Out a Color Revolution to Overthrow a Democratically Elected Government

  These people are weak, pathetic, parasitic, and dumb as hell, so the likelihood of them accomplishing anything other than violence and mayhem is exceedingly minute. Unfortunately the raw damage and threats to human life that jackboots like this can perpetrate ISN'T so small (especially if these woke big city mayors don't do a damn thing to stop it)......and we had best be prepared to counter.

Saturday, July 19, 2025

On the Fact that There Are Somewhere Between 75 and 80,000 People Who Currently "Work" for the State Department (Yes, Trump Trimmed the Sucker but Not by Much - In the Vicinity of 2%)

  Well, considering that there were less than 20 back when Thomas Jefferson ran the show (https://history.state.gov/departmenthistory), seems a trifle bloated, I'd say. 

On Tallulah Bankhead Purportedly Having Nailed Barbara Stanwyck a Time or Two............and Vice Versa

 

                                                     I haven't a clue if it's true or not, only a wistful desire that it very well could be.

Friday, July 18, 2025

On John Brennan Committing Perjury by Stating that President Obama's Drone Strikes Didn't Kill Any Civilians

Perjury is an uphill thing to prove in that defendants can always just say, "yeah, I made a mistake on that one, I apologize" (intent to deceive being the main ingredient in garnering a guilty verdict). Now, if there's a paper-trail that unimpeachably proves some deception on the part of Mr. Brennan, that's a whole new ballgame. Hopefully there is one. 

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

On Being so Insufferable that You Make David Hogg Come Off as an Irresistible Charmer

  I actually saw a clip of Hogg the other day and he came off acting pretty mature. Maybe it was because he didn't know that he was being recorded (it was part of a Project Veritas sting and so there was no need to act like a partisan stooge) but, still, it was a nice surprise and one that the (above) young Swedish idiot girl probably couldn't give us.

On the Fact that You Either Attack the Enemy WHERE THEY ARE or You Don't Fight at All

Israel decided on the former and they're now being castigated for it 24/7. A tough situation, wouldn't you say?

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

On the Fact that Stalin Ended Up Smoking Even the Loyalists Who Would Have Tip-Toed Through a Raging Fire to Please Him (Barefoot, No Less)

A cautionary tale for the brain-diseased leftists who apparently think that Hamas and their fellow Palestinians will someday shower them with appreciation post revolution. They just have to listen to the damn thing.

Monday, July 14, 2025

Sunday, July 13, 2025

On a Minuscule Jewish State Now Being More of a Threat to the Planet than "Global Warming" (According to the Modern-Day Generic Protester at Least)

And one can only speculate what the next noble cause will be (and by, noble, I of course mean, likely bogus and emanating from boredom and a history of being pampered, brainwashed, etc.).

Saturday, July 12, 2025

On How the Leftist Lowlifes Would Be Reacting if White Europeans Started Bum-Rushing BY THE MILLIONS Into Sub-Saharan Africa, the Middle-East, and South Asia, Disproportionately Sucking Up Resources, Disproportionately Committing Crimes, and Forcing Their Language and Culture Upon the Indigenous Population

They'd probably be calling it a crime against humanity and likening it to 19th Century colonialism which they have consistently mischaracterized as 100% negative (I've done a number of posts on the subject, here's just one - https://paranoiacstoogetalk.blogspot.com/2015/12/on-claim-made-by-marxist-academics-and.html).......It's kind of an easy one, huh?    

On General William Winder (Circa 1814) Refusing to Even Contemplate the Possibility that British Troops Would Ultimately Cannonade Washington D.C. During the War of 1812

  Yes, Baltimore was the much more logical target to defend (Washington still being relatively backwater at the time) but to leave the District totally defenseless was inexcusable and the fact that it took Mr. Madison something this egregious to shit-can the guy, some shade on him as well. 

Thursday, July 10, 2025

On the Feral Left Now Embracing an Actual Rape Culture but Being too Frigging Brainwashed and Stupid to Appreciate the Irony

 I figured that the "Me, too" movement would eventually hit the skids (just too many Democrats were being fingered for it to continue) but this shit (fueled in large measure by their intersectionality template, I'm sure) is bonkers, even by their standards. 

Wednesday, July 9, 2025

On the 1940s and '50s Film Noir Sex Goddess, Audrey Totter





  Yeah, she was a big time stunner and while she never quite reached star status she certainly shared the screen with many who did (with Clark Gable and Robert Taylor being amongst them). She also had a pretty long career that started in movies and eventually moved to television (it wasn't uncommon for actresses back then to make such a switch when they started to close in on 40; Doris Day, Donna Reed, Loretta Young, and Barbara Stanwyck immediately come to mind). So not exactly a piker in that regard, either. 

Monday, July 7, 2025

On the 1940s and '50s Oscar Winning Star, Teresa Wright


 

I'll take, "Wholesome as Hell Actresses from the Studio Days Who Could Really Impart a Knockout Blow if Necessary", for a thousand, Alex. 

Sunday, July 6, 2025

On the Fact that (According to Recent Stats from SafeWise - https://www.safewise.com/blog/metro-areas-porch-theft/) New York City Residents Experienced Over 9,000,000 Incidents of Package Theft In 2023 (the Value of Which Was Just Short of a Billion Smackers) and Being that the Likely Incoming Mayor Will Refuse to Prosecute Any of this Shit, You Had Best Be Prepared for Yet Another Huge Uptick

These numbers are completely mind-boggling. Yes, I get it, New York is a massive city but we're talking over 24,000 thefts a day and so one would think that the recipients would be making different arrangements for their home deliveries. Not exactly sure what the other options are (no drops without a signature, post office pickups, a couple possibilities) but this isn't sustainable. 

Saturday, July 5, 2025

On Leftists Being so Desperate to Shoehorn Israel Into Their Genocide Template that They've Unilaterally Opted to Alter the Definition of the Word (You Know, Similar to What They Did with Court-Packing, Recession, etc.)

You'd think that they might try a different approach this time but being that their tool-box is significantly lighter than that of Tim the "Tool-Man" Taylor, it's history repeating itself yet again.

On the Fact that President Madison Refused to Restrict Civil Liberties During the War of 1812

Kudos, but being that it was Madison's incompetence and failure to stand up to the war-hawks - many of whom actually wanted to annex Canada - in Congress that got us into that easily avoidable conflict, I'm probably going to have to reduce it to a kudos minus.  

Friday, July 4, 2025

On this Mamdani Moron Referring to Violence as a "Social Construct" (Similar to Gender, In Other Words)

Well, save for perhaps those death threats that the guy's supposedly been a victim of. Those I'm sure are fully empirical. 

On this Mamdani Dimwit Once Expressing the Desire to "Seize the Means of Production"

I used to say stuff like that, too, you know, BACK WHEN I WAS 18!!! This friggin' buffoon is well into his thirties, for Christ. Talk about arrested development.

Thursday, July 3, 2025

On the Allegation by Leftist Media Shits that the Criticism Being Levied at this Mamdani Bozo Stems from Islamophobia and Not from the Bloody Fact that the Ideology Being Pushed by the Asshole Has Led to the Deaths of Over 100,000,000 People

   Yeah, this one's perplexing. They either don't understand the gravity of what this nut-job is espousing or fail to perceive that there are actually some other candidates to get behind. I mean, I get it that they're pissed at Adams for bitching about migrants and for refusing to call Trump, Hitler, but they also have to know that he's clearly more palatable than a socialist borderline jihadi slant.......Or at least one would hope. 

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

On Whether Siding with 14th Century Style Barbarians Over the Only Democratic Country In an Area Constitutes a "Threat to Democracy"

I'm generally not a big fan of this "threat to democracy" style of argumentation but, Jesus Christ, if we're going to be implementing this foolishness, maybe start here. 

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

On Hardcore Leftist Media Shills Accusing the White South African Refugees of "Jumping to the Front of the Line"

 As opposed to the millions of destitute illegals bum-rushing across our southern border and gobbling up max resources. They're NOT jumping to the front of the line. No-siree Bob.  

Monday, June 30, 2025

On Neocon Radio Ramrod, Hugh Hewitt, Actually Doing a Segment In Which He Hosts a Few of His Fellow Warriors and Proffers the Question, "What Would John McCain Do (In Regards to Iran, of Course)?"

 The obvious answer would be, "something exceedingly stupid and the exact opposite of what any sane person would do". Unfortunately this esteemed panel apparently still has a soft spot for Mr. McCain, and so even if what they come up meets the above-mentioned criteria it will not be portrayed as such, I guarantee. 

 

On Joy Reed Recently Questioning the Wisdom and Morality of Mr. Trump's Air Strikes In Iran

  I actually agree with some of her points (a fear of the situation escalating, especially) but being that she showed no concerns about Mr. Biden dumping high-test on the dumpster-fire between Russia and Ukraine leads me to think that "wisdom" and "morality" are probably the furthest things from the bozo's mind. If forced to speculate.

Sunday, June 29, 2025

On U.S. News and World Report Ranking Duquesne Law School 8th out of Pennsylvania's 9 Law Schools

 I've also found out that Duquesne has provided the state of Pennsylvania with more current judges for the Superior Court, Commonwealth Court, and the Court of Common Pleas than any of the other law schools rated ahead of it (including Penn, Villanova, Temple, and the two Penn State campuses). Not exactly sure how to interpret that other than to say, it muddies the waters a bit.    

Saturday, June 28, 2025

On Nikita Khrushchev and Osama bin Laden Having a Baby and Naming Him, this Moronic Asshole


And he's all yours, New York. Enjoy the caliphate and socialist hellscape. 'Cause that's what your getting. 

On UPenn Law Professor, Amy Wax, Being Disciplined for Displaying "Inequitably Targeted Disrespect"

  I've watched several of her interviews and, yes, the woman can be extremely provocative but for colleges like Penn Law School to single this chick out while fully ignoring the far more inflammatory shit being directed at Jewish students makes me really and truly not give an eff at this point. Sorry.   

On the Average Rental Cost of a Two Bedroom Studio Apartment In New York City (All Five Burroughs) Being at Least $5,500 a month - https://www.apartments.com/rent-market-trends/new-york-ny/

 I say, "at least", because other sites like rent.com have the estimate much higher at nearly 8 Gs a month (https://www.rent.com/new-york/new-york-apartments/rent-trends -). Can you say, continued movement to the suburbs (and possibly farther)?

Thursday, June 26, 2025

On the Islamists Calling Their Gambit, "a World-Wide Caliphate", Not, "a World-Wide Caliphate Except for Those Regions On the Planet Where Useful Idiots Like Dave Smith Reside"

 I've counseled many people over the decades to "live in the moment". Never, though, have I ever told them to live entirely in the moment......and, so, while, yes, it probably does feel good to stand on the side of the oppressed (they're not, but let's not have that get in the way of some good old-fashioned virtue-signaling), you also have to ask yourself one of the most vital (and evergreen) questions ever proffered; namely, "what's next?". 

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

On Whether a 16 Year-Old Brainwashed Palestinian Holding an AK-47, Aiming it Straight at You, and You Blowing Him Away In Self Defense Constitutes a Child Casualty

   It depends on who you talk to. If it's an Islamist ramrod, a half-educated college student, a dumb-as-a-stump U.N. representative, or one of the many corporate whore media shits, then, yeah, the answer would of course be, yes, but if it's a cogent and fair-minded individual who follows the evidence to where it leads, we're probably looking at a hard, no.......Or one would think. 

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

On Whether Kim Carnes Was Candy Back In the Day (1980 or so)

Well she sure as shit was in that "Bette Davis Eyes" video. That I'll definitely proclaim.

On Illegal Mexican Immigrants Rioting While Flying and Waving the Flag of the Country that They're Supposedly Fleeing From

Sounds an awful lot like the Reconquista, doesn't it? Only this time the conquered aren't just allowing it, they're facilitating the shit. Granted, it's just California but if you believe that it's going to stop there, lefties, you're being delusional......yet again.

Monday, June 23, 2025

On the Fact that 600,000 People Got Slaughtered During the Tigray War In Ethiopia and I Don't Seem to Recall a Single One of These Anti-Israel Jerkoff Protesters so Much as Mentioning it - https://tigrayherald.com/civilian-death-and-injury-from-airstrikesevidence-from-the-war-in-tigray-ethiopiopia/

The most generous explanation is that they simply didn't know about it (their douche-bag college professors certainly didn't cover it) but, come on, do you honestly think that they'd give a crap about it even if they did? I kinda' doubt it as they wouldn't be able squeeze so much as a drop of Jewish villainy out of it......and that's the entire ballgame is it not?  

On the Tendency of Komodo Dragons to Eat by Devouring Their (Frequently Large) Prey Whole

 

I was consuming (a joke in there somewhere) a video of this shit but had to defer when the cork-soaker downed a whole monkey while the poor thing was still sentient. A fellow hominid, no less.

Sunday, June 22, 2025

On the Typical Shit-Post from the Guardian Using the Terms, "Far-Right and Right-Wing", 100 Times More Frequently than John Mellencamp Uses the Words, "Small Town", In His Hit Song, "Small Town"

 Hard to say which of the corporate news entities has the worst leftist bias. The New York Times, MSLSD, USA Today, Reuters, the BBC, ProPublica, Time, NPR, and Politico are all strong contenders but I gotta' tell ya', after reading a few of these Guardian hit-pieces and spin-cycles, they're probably going to get my vote, the miscreants. 

Saturday, June 21, 2025

On Some TikTok Imbecile Claiming that the Ordinary 12 Year-Old of Today Is More Intelligent than the Founding Fathers Were

  Well, being that Madison and Jefferson penned some of the most insightful political philosophy ever written while the average 12 year-old can barely dissect the sentence, "Run Spot run", I'm gonna' have to rule, "mostly false", on this one (and by, mostly, I of course mean, unquestionably, as I was obviously mocking the fact-checkers).  

On the Fact that the West's Woke Idiots and the Islamist Ramrods Who Currently Traverse with Them Are Both Adamantly Opposed to Free Speech but Unfortunately the Former Group Fails to Understand that it'll Be Their Speech Among the First to Witness the Chopping-Block

  Sometimes dots are hard to connect but these damned suckers are singing from the rooftops. Of course the wokesters are going to get effed in the end, HELLO, and so, yeah, their only course of action at this point is to wake the fuck up. Quickly. 

Friday, June 20, 2025

On the Doability of Italian Prime Minister, Giorgia Meloni




I kinda' go back and forth on this one. Probably a thumbs up in that when the chick does look good she tends to looks quite good. Plus she seems to possess the best personality of that European cavalcade and so she'd likely be fun, too.

Thursday, June 19, 2025

On the Palestinians from Gaza Being Ceded Miles of Beautiful Sea-Front Property, Millions of Dollars of Infrastructure, and Ultimately Receiving Humongous Amounts of Aid from Western Countries

  And what did the bozos do with this opportunity? Did they build resorts? Fisheries? Seaports? Airports? Greenhouses (you know, to replace the ones that they torched due to their having Jewish cooties)? Hospitals? Highways? Fallout-shelters? Salination plants? Schools (preferably ones that don't extol the virtues of killing Jews)? Apartment complexes? Anything at all that could potentially benefit their citizens? Let's see, the answer to that would probably be, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and hell no, (using the money instead to construct terror tunnels and load up on ammunition)? So, you still need to know what a Palestinian state would resemble? 'Cause if you do, you're a moron.
   


Wednesday, June 18, 2025

On the Fact that the Wait Time for Healthcare In England Is so Lengthy that a Number of the Ukrainian Refugees There Are Heading Back to Their War-Torn Country for Treatment - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ukraine-refugees-go-home-medical-care-uk-nhs-crisis-national-health-service-delays/

The leftist jerkoffs at CBS are of course blaming it on underfunding (the fault of the Tories, of course) and giving the concept of socialized-medicine a complete and total pass. They also can't seem to connect the dots between mass migration and the massive increase in demand that that brings about (millions of new patients and virtually no new beds). Oh well, at least they covered the story (granted, in a biased manner) and for them, that's progress. I guess.

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

On Bono's One Foundation Once Having Forked-Over $768,000 for a Celebrity-Laden Gala at New York's Carnegie Hall

 $768,000 is a boatload of cash, for sure, but over in Africa it's frigging Fort Knox. I had always thought that the South Park episode in which they compared Bono to a literal piece of shit was a bit too much but after uncovering foolishness like this I no longer think so. Neither should you.

On the Tendency of Hag-Like Beauty Not to Age Very Well (a la Anjelica Huston)

As a guy who hasn't taken a decent picture in 25 years himself I probably shouldn't be dissecting others like this. However, being that this is a longstanding fascination for me (i.e., unusual forms of female beauty) I decided to point this out. Lamentably, trust me. 

On the Idiot Mayor of Los Angeles Recently Labeling the Riots There, "Mostly Peaceful Protests" and Then Deciding that They Were sooooooo Peaceful that She Had to Lay-Down a Curfew

And the odds of the corporate whore media asking her to explain this stark inconsistency are of course zero. They're apparently leaving it up to nondescript blokes like me. Pretty sad, huh? 

Sunday, June 15, 2025

On London's Radical, Idiotic, and Thoroughly Unlikeable Mayor, Sadiq Khan, Recently Getting Knighted

Oh well, I suppose that if Yasser Arafat can secure a Nobel Peace Prize, then this schmuck is certainly worthy of something (though, yes, I can definitely think of better "rewards" for him). 

Saturday, June 14, 2025

Friday, June 13, 2025

On Obama On Immigration 20 Years Ago

  Wow, I didn't know that Obama was such a racist. Or maybe he was just wiser, saner, and more reasonable back then, that's a possibility, too.

On a Recent Study Suggesting that Black Jurors Are Three Times Less Likely to Find a Black Defendant Guilty than a White One

 

  White jurors, they, on the other hand, are actually more likely to convict a white defendant than a minority one. As to why this is true, one can only surmise. My suspicion is that it's an amalgamation of white-guilt and intensive self-hatred on one side and grievance-mongering laced with retribution and identity politics on the other, none of which screams out, diversity is a strength, as I see it. 

On the Neocons and Neolibs Still Believing that if We Could Only Get Rid of Putin His Successor WOULDN'T Be a Hundred Times Worse

They've been wrong about this shit for multiple decades now and so if not learning their lesson after 1,000 miscalculations wasn't sufficient, 1,001 likely ain't gonna convince the schmucks, either.......If I had to predict. 

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Contemporary accounts of the numerous genocides perpetrated by Muslims against the Hindus of India

 

  “they said that on the great day of battle these 100,000 prisoners could not be left with the baggage, and that it would be entirely opposed to the rules of war to set these idolaters and foes of Islam at liberty“throughout the camp that every man who has infidel prisoners was to put them to death, and whoever neglected to do so should himself be executed and his property given to the informer. When this order became known to the ghazis of Islam, they drew their swords and put their prisoners to death. 100,000 infidels, impious idolaters, were on that day slain. Maulana Nasir-ud-din Umar, a counselor and a man of learning, who, in all his life had never killed a sparrow, now, in execution of my order, slew with his sword fifteen idolatrous Hindus, who were his captives“
  “In a short space of time all the people in the [Delhi] fort were put to the sword, and in the course of one hour the heads of 10,000 infidels were cut off. The sword of Islam was washed in the blood of the infidels, and all the goods and effects, the
treasure and the grain which for many a long year had been stored in the fort became the spoil of my soldiers."
  “They set fire to the houses and reduced them to ashes, and they razed the buildings and the fort to the ground….All these infidel Hindus were slain, their women and children, and their property and goods became the spoil of the victors. I proclaimed throughout the camp that every man who had infidel prisoners should put them to death, and whoever neglected to do so should himself be executed and his property given to the informer. When this order became known to the ghazis of Islam, they drew their swords and put their prisoners to death.” - Timus, founder of the Timurid dynasty (taken from his memoirs)
  “For the sake of Islam I became a wanderer, I battled infidels and Hindus, I determined to become a martyr, Thank God I became a Killer of Non-Muslims!” - Babur, emperor of the Mughal empire (taken from his memoirs)“                                                                                                                                   "Abdali’s soldiers would be paid 5 Rupees (a sizeable amount at the time) for every enemy head brought in. Every horseman had loaded up all his horses with the plundered property, and atop of it rode the girl-captives and the slaves. The severed heads were tied up in rugs like bundles of grain and placed on the heads of the captives…Then the heads were stuck upon lances and taken to the gate of the chief minister for payment."
  “It was an extraordinary display! Daily did this manner of slaughter and plundering proceed. And at night the shrieks of the women captives who were being raped, deafened the ears of the people…All those heads that had been cut off were built into pillars, and the captive men upon whose heads those bloody bundles had been brought in, were made to grind corn, and then their heads too were cut off. These things went on all the way to the city of Agra, nor was any part of the country spared.” - Extracted from the chronicle, Tarikh-I-Alamgiri, in which it proceeds to describe the atrocities perpetrated against the Hindus by Afghan ruler, Ahmad Shah Abdal
  “Hindus are like the mud; if silver is demanded from them, they must with the greatest humility offer gold. If a Mohammadan desires to spit into a Hindu’s mouth, the Hindu should open it wide for the purpose. God created the Hindus to be slaves of the Mohammadans. The Prophet hath ordained that, if the Hindus do not accept Islam, they should be imprisoned, tortured, finally put to death, and their property confiscated.” - Qazi, spiritual adviser to Alaul-Din Khiji, second ruler of the Khiji dynasty
 
   Again, these are not my words or the words of modern historians or even the words of contemporary historians, these are the words of the bloodthirsty Islamists themselves, not just admitting to their virulent atrocities but boasting about them. A religion of peace? Yeah, I don't know.    

Tuesday, June 10, 2025

On There Being 11 Arabs Presently Serving In the Israeli Knesset (2 of Them Being Druze but Arabic Speaking)

  No, it's not an overwhelming number but being that there isn't a single Jew serving in the governments of Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Turkey, Tunisia, Senegal, Syria, Morocco, Sudan, Somalia, Jordan, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, Algeria, Afghanistan, Niger, Gambia, Libya and the rest of the predominantly Muslin countries (the ethnic mix being Arab, Persian, Pashtun, Berber, and a host of others), 11 isn't all that bad, is it?

On British Journalist, Isabel Oakeshott



Pretty blonde women who double as smarties are always a day-maker for me and Isabel clearly typifies that.

On this Venal and Disgusting Dog-End (Who Doubles as the Democratic Leader of the House of Representatives, I Shit You Not) Threatening to Dox Border-Control Agents for the Unpardonable Sin of Doing Their Frigging Job

 

   When did the Democrats get this noxious? A party that once featured luminaries like Grover Cleveland, William Jennings Bryan, Al Smith, JFK, RFK, Paul Tsongas, Bill Daley (yep, the "shoot to kill" guy), John Glenn, Lee Hamilton, David Boren, Sam Nunn, John Breaux, Jim Webb, and, yes, for my money, Jimmy Carter, too, to cretinous and uninformed fools like this asshat. It's nothing less than heartbreaking and, honestly, I don't see it changing any time soon.  

Monday, June 9, 2025

On Democrats Labeling the Current L.A. Riots, "Peaceful"


Come to think of it they kinda' do resemble the "mostly peaceful protests" of 2020. Now that you mention it.

Sunday, June 8, 2025

Saturday, June 7, 2025

On Israel Taking Over Aid Distribution In Gaza (On Why They're Feeding the Folks Who Viciously Started a War with Them Remains Perplexing to Me but, Whatever)

  And it appears as if Hamas isn't very pleased with this decision.......in that humanitarian aid was a) a massive money-maker for them and b) propaganda gold as they continued to shit out the bullshit claims of famine and starvation (made much easier for them by the uncritical acceptance of the lies by useful idiots like Dave Smith). Not to worry, though, as I'm pretty certain that Plans B, C, etc. are presently in the batter's box.  

Cyd Charisse, Sexiest Woman Ever?

  She's a strong contender, leave it at that (and by, "strong contender", I of course mean, HELL YEAH!).

Friday, June 6, 2025

On the Fact that Israel Has a Significant Legal Infrastructure that Evaluates Each Air-Strike to Gauge its Legality and Make Sure that it Fulfills the Rules of Proportionality

And, yes, there are fuck-ups. There always are in war but go from that to asserting that the Israelis are perpetrating a genocide is baffling at best and distressing at worst. And, yet, that's where we are.

 

Thursday, June 5, 2025

Note to Comic (and Erstwhile Israel Hater), Dave Smith (this In Response to His Recent Attempt at Buttressing His Position by Quoting the Corrupt as Hell Former Israeli Prime Minister, Ehud Olmert)

Dude, if you're going to dust off the appeal to authority argument (and I would strongly advise against it in that it's quite likely the stupidest, least effective, and laziest of all the possibilities) in these dumpster-fire debates of yours, can you at least find someone who, you know, DIDN'T JUST GET LET OUT OF JAIL? Surely you could have found someone. 

On the Fact that Civilian Infrastructure IS a Legitimate Target In War IF it Is Being Used for Military Measures

 An additional concern of course is proportionality. For example, you can't (or at least you shouldn't) blow up a school building with 100 children in it just to off one sniper. That would be a war-crime, clearly. But is that honestly what we're discussing here with Israel? Come on.

Wednesday, June 4, 2025

On Israel Losing 1,000 Soldiers (as it Has During the Gazan Conflict) Being Proportionate to the U.S. Losing 33,000 (the Population of the Two Respective Countries Being 10 Million and 330 Million)

 And like I've said before, if the goal was to genocide the Palestinians they could have easily done so without such a high human cost............and, yet, they chose not to. Think on that for a while. You know, before you go crazy.

On Piers Morgan Acting the Angry Old Man by Screaming and Berating a Nice (and Infinitely More Intelligent than Him) Young Woman (British Barrister, Natash Hausdorff) Who's Patiently and Desperately Trying to Get Her Point Across

Ole Piers already has a reputation for being a bit of a misogynist but probably because his prior targets have all been even bigger douche-bags (Meghan Markle, Madonna, the young train-wreck girl playing Cinderella, etc.) he's largely come away unscathed. This performance, however, will likely be a wee-bit harder to justify but, try, rest assured, the schmuck undoubtedly will.

On How to Improve One's Gaydar

  Simple, show the dude this and if he doesn't lose his frigging mind then, yeah, you've likely got yourself a blade. 

Tuesday, June 3, 2025

On Democrats Accusing the Critics of George Soros of Being Anti-Semitic but Now Being Shamelessly Silent On the Horrid Treatment of Jewish Students at America's Indoctrination Gulags (AKA, College's and Universities)

If situational ethics ever became a form of currency I'm pretty damned sure that you'd be seeing a whole slew of new names in that top 1%......and a bit of a different tune when it comes to paying one's "fair share". 

On Your Average Congressman/Woman Versus Your Average TikTok Influencer

Not sure how the scoring system would work but right off the top of my head I'd probably foresee an overtime session.......or two (as in that effing close it is). 

Monday, June 2, 2025

Sunday, June 1, 2025

On Media Thugs Finally Acknowledging the Crosses In Remembrance of Murdered South African Farmers but Pathetically Spinning it by Suggesting that Some of Them Might Be In Honor of Black Farmers


Yes, some of the crosses could be for black farmers but being that a) most farmers in the country are white and b) the likelihood of black thugs going around torturing and mutilating black farmers for no reason whatsoever seems rather small, I strongly suspect that these media slants are yet again, full of shit.  

On the Fact that I Had a Dream About Martin Luther King a Few Nights Ago

Gotta' say, if that doesn't enshrine me into the irony hall of fame nuttin' will. 

Friday, May 30, 2025

On Hamas Torturing and Murdering the Civilians Protesting Against Them and the Disgusting Pro-Palestine Automatons In Europe and America Thus Far Not Issuing so Much as a Speck of Condemnation Toward it

Yeah, I'm beginning to think that these miseducated schmoes don't really care all that much about the Palestinian people and are simply a) bellowing out nonsense that their radical and highly insular professors have been ramming down their throats and b) feeling an obtuse sense of belonging for doing so. And not much more than that.

On Gloria Grahame's Riveting Performance in the 1953 Film Noir Classic, "The Big Heat"



Let's just put it this way, if you're a straight man or a gay woman AND you have a heart condition, best to double-up on the meds 'cause this shit just might do you in. 


 

Wednesday, May 28, 2025

On John Singer Sargent and His Divine Take On the Female Form





I've long thought that Frank Weston Benson was the undisputed maestro of vixens but, I don't know, after this deep-dive on Sargent, disputing might be back on the table, we'll see.

On Gavin Newsom Furiously Trying to Rebrand Himself as a Centrist

If I actually thought that the fella' was sincere I'd probably give him a shot but being that we're all pretty effing sure that that's NOT the case, hard pass, I say.

Monday, May 26, 2025

On Israel's "Genocide" In Gaza Being the First One In Human History Where......

......a) 1,000 soldiers needlessly died, b) it could have been done in 72 hours as opposed 19 months with no end in sight, c) the population of the people being genocided actually increased, d) the people conducting the killings did everything that they could to evacuate civilians, e) a free press that leans decidedly anti-war remained totally silent and a judicial system that has zero qualms about prosecuting politicians and military personnel refused to indict a single person, f) it would end conclusively and forthwith if the co-belligerent simply gave up, and g) the bad party allowed hundreds of truckloads of food into the area to feed those individuals who they purportedly wanted to exterminate.......At least I'm not familiar with any.  

Sunday, May 25, 2025

On Trump Referring to the Atrocities In South Africa Directed at White Farmers as, a Genocide

The right (and some on the left, too) needs to be careful here. We can't go around criticizing the folks who ridiculously call Israel's actions in a in Gaza, a genocide, and then pretty much do the same thing when it comes to the South African situation. Yes, there are some nasty actions taking place there (a lot of them in fact) but it doesn't seem to meet the criteria for genocide just yet. Genocide Watch is one of the more reliable researchers on the subject and they've installed South Africa at Stage 5 of their 10 stage guidelines, so still very troubling but currently lacking the characteristics of an official genocide. If I was advising the President I'd tell him to stick to what we know for certain (the murder rate, the brutality of the crimes, etc.) and to keep on monitoring the situation to keep it from getting worse (as best we can and within our limits).

Saturday, May 24, 2025

On this Little Puke Taking to TikTok (Where Else?) and Justifying the Massacre of Those Two Young Israeli Diplomats to the Point of Damn Near Giddiness

 He also shat out a litany of Hamas caliber talking-points (none of which have any basis in fact, the usual idiotic claims of genocide, starvation, etc.) and came pretty effing close to inciting violence (claiming that Israeli diplomats are fair targets for murder). It's probably why the Justice Department is taking a good long look at the asshole. Hopefully (for him) he doesn't end up in the hoosegow in that he's likely to be quite popular there.

On Joe Scarborough (Who I Still Maintain Is the Deliverance Boy In Adulthood) Calling the Joe Biden of Just Several Months Before His Disastrous Debate with Trump, "the Best Joe Biden Ever"

 He's of course never had to explain this idiotic comment, a) because he's a shameless grifter who isn't about to modulate and b) because nobody in his silo-shaped milieu is about to call him on it as they're just as beholding to the establishment as he is. Thankfully we have the right to change the friggin' channel. Please, do.   

Friday, May 23, 2025

On Who I Would Turn to if I Was a Film Director and Eva Marie Saint Had Refused My Offer to Play a Part

There would have been a lot of solid (1950s) choices to pick from (Carroll Baker and Jean Simmons, for example) but if I had to narrow it down to just one, I'd likely go with Lee Remick. She's a bit younger than Eva (11 years, I think) but they're cut from the same cloth of approachable beauty and acting versatility and they could easily pass for sisters. If only I could have employed them both.

On Two Tier Keir Finally Talking Tough On Illegal Immigration, Using Some of the Exact Same Words that the People He Called, "Right Wingers", Had Used Several Months Ago

 

Not to worry, though, as we can all be rest assured that he's making this shift out of principle and not for political expediency (just want to make sure that you're paying attention, that's all).